Bush Conspiracy Revealed

Bushwhacked ! A new story is hitting the wires. George Bush has altered the time standard. It is speculated that this is being done to counter the general concern over global warming. An undisclosed source from within the Administration has been overheard saying…”by having Daylight Savings Time 3 weeks earlier spring and warmer weather will be accepted as normal..” This devious plan was concocted as a rider on the ill fated Halliburton Energy Bill. In related news the Audobon Society was alarmed by the lack of notice to migratory birds. Also Major League Baseball is rumoured to be considering legal action to offset the added compensation of players.